Welcome to the Federal Anomalous Entities Research Team. You have been chosen for this position because you are the best of the best. For your first day, you’ll be interacting with Entity #2006. We can’t give you much more information over a channel as insecure as the internet, but I’m sure you’ll be fine. Succeed, and you’ll be an official part of one of the most elite government agencies in the US. Fail, and this conversation never happened.